Friday, January 23, 2009

Last Week...I Sawr A Film...As I Recall It Was A Horror Film...

Friday, January 23, 2009

Well, that was just an excerpt from that fantabulous video with that awesomely funny song about...ummm...well, cumming in your's version! I've watched this in the past few weeks, and I can't believe i've not grown tired of it yet!

It's hilariously crude...but it's for goofballs only! Serious mo'fo' s need not apply. Andy and Jorma, 2/3 of the SNL shorts' makers (The Lonely Island) make this video about premature ejaculation...when they see girls they like...and they move on to telling us that they even cum to petty things alarm that goes off, a gush of wind blowing, a song that reminds them of a girl, a phone call from a girl, eating a grape, and finding out that Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense (HAHA...both my fave parts! No, all of them actually!)

I dunno...the song is catchy too! Has hints of Timbaland in it's production, although I can't verify it. Justin Timberlake makes a cameo too! Watch for the cleaner in the aisle. So does Molly Sims and Jamie-Lynn Siegler (Go Soprano's!)

Well...whaddya know...a post just for a short video...or two, rather! How unlike me! What can I say, SNL roxx! I remember movies straight from SNL...A Night At the Roxbury, Superstar, Ladies roxx! It still bob my head to Haddaway's 'What Is Love?' like the Butabi bros from Roxbury...holy shizz!

I'm such a goofball! But I love it! Things like these give me temporary relief from all the shit that enjoy while you can! Escape when you can.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Am I Growing Up?

Monday, January 19, 2009

At certain times, you stop for awhile to re-evaluate your life. I do it more often than I should, and this time's no different...

I seem to be going in the direction which i've planned for a long time. I'm gonna be 22, gonna be graduating next year, and will be looking for a job...OMG, i would actually have to grow up!

Would my life keep being this way, coz i can't take that's it's too straight...too black and dull! I need to do some soul-searching before I start a career...perhaps travel a bit, explore LIFE! I have been dreaming of traveling the world, but to no avail...I keep thinking, "I need money, money, money!" Well, that's true, right? We NEED the dough to travel, to explore...but why can't that be my career?

That would be so mind-blowingly awesome! I don't know what job calls for a bubbly 20-something year and lodging provided...benefits available...does that even exist?

I watch Discovery Travel and Adventure...and I really really envy that Samantha Brown, as she has my dream job. Boy, she must be enjoying it! I wanna be like that, but there's no chance...Malaysia can't come close to that! And I must be rational enough to realize that this just don't happen...

It's like your dad dreaming of becoming a rockstar...your mom wishing she married Tom Selleck...your brother dreaming of becoming Speed Racer...that's how my dream is!

Well, don't even know why in the hell i'm talking about this shit! But this dream will forever be etched in my head...

Tuesday, January 13, 2009


Tuesday, January 13, 2009

My second Mandarin class was in the afternoon, and whaddya know...I didn't go! Holy shit! And the reason? Stupid! It was because I was 35-mins late, and was too scared the teacher have a bad impression towards I walked around the linguistics faculty till the class was over...coz French just happened to be in that same classroom! Didn't wanna get spotted or anything...

But what I did was cook-up a story as to why I didn't go for class...the classic "family emergency"; nothing more! Actually, I know I missed quite a lot...and I regret, but I can't take back what I did...AND, I didn't do anything bad to anyone except me, so in the end...I screwed myself (yep, I know how that sounds)! Well, lesson learnt!

Went back to my room after French...but not before getting a whiff of B.O. from the friendly neighborhood Middle Eastern man-from-the-bus! I couldn't stand it, I actually got down from the bus at the first stop (the UKM Clinic)...and so did my friends. We actually did something there...we booked a dental appointment for the next semester...ROFL!!!

Really, we booked 6 months in advance, coz everything before that was full! So I must remember, scaling's at June 15th! Hahahaha!!!

Then, we took the next bus back to our nifty little rooms...thank goodness there was no B.O. present!

Thursday, January 08, 2009

New Year, New Term, New New New!!!

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Okay, so it's been a long time since i've updated...sorry bout that. But one thing is, i feel rejuvenated, people!!! I am now back in my campus, and I already miss my baby sister's singing and dancing...well, she's a little entertainer, that girl...and it never fails to make me smile and even laugh after a shitty day!

What else is happening? I am continuing with my 3rd level French, since I love it!

And love = an A!


But now i'm adding up Mandarin in my list of foreign languages. I must tell you, today was my 1st day, and I was in a daze...seriously, everything learnt in Mandarin class was a blur, it's like a culture shock! Th pinyin, the tones and different vowels and consonants...ZOMG! French is a hundred times easier than Mandarin, OMG!!! The horror, the regret!!!


I wanted to take Mandarin because China is the rising superpower, and Mandarin is a crucial language to learn...also because of it's smooth-sounding words...i love it! But nothing is easy at 1st, right? Well, i'm up for it! I WILL NOT GIVE UP!!! Besides, it's only the first day...

New year hit me like a ton of bricks, and dad were not home, so I decided to take charge for my younger sisters...I made us some Fetuccini Carbonara (a big hit...sisters and friend wanted more, hahaha)...R (mid sister) made some garlic bread...and we drank some Heineken and Pink Vodka. Some new year, huh? Well, at least we all love each other even though work prohibits family time. And...and...we have our health...and happiness!!!

Now for the new term, i'm gonna try to take care of my health more...i stopped my blog updates due to a moment of sickness which then led to laziness...u know the story...the low b.p., the not eating and feeling faint and all that crap!

So for now, I should learn to take care of my health more. AND I MUST START DRINKING WATER!!!

I don't know why in the world I hate drinking's weird, and it's taking a toll on my has been attacked by an eruption of pimples...lesson learnt, but it's cut short by caffeine fixes! MUST MUST MUST DRINK WATER!!!

So, oh yeah...went and did my passport (finally!) so my family and I can finally go to the Philippines to visit my family there and learn about my heritage and all...maybe down the road i could start travelling? Oh God, may it be...